"Lil Kim was the first person to ever have anal sex (The gays copied her later). In fact, Kim invented gay sex because she always preached to everyone how empowering it was to get slammed up the bum, and since so many men wanted to be Kim, sodomy was in full effect. She was the first gay icon. Lil Kim was the first person to ever draw a mole by her nose (Trina copied later). Lil Kim was the first person to ever eat a taco (Caesar Chavez followed after). She was afraid if tacos were even going to be accepted in society. Lil Kim was the very first woman to ever wear heels (some bitch in the 1500s copied soon after). Lil Kim invented wigs to disguise herself while hiding out under the railroad during the 1800s. Lil Kim was the first celebrity to get cosmetic surgery (Michael Jackson followed the trend later in the 1980s). Lil Kim is the first female rapper. Lil Kim is the first person to stand at five foot, scientists have proven with evidence. Without Kim, there would be no air, because Kim spoke to God and sacrificed herself for all of us so we can breath. - Lil Kim Stan"

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