January 2010
Trying is having the intention to fail, I just say...
Happy Birthday to me.
It’s raining and I have history 7a with the gayest teacher ever. FML
Sydney Fife: Wait, you jerked off to a picture of your own girl friend? You - that - wow, that is sick! Oh my God, what is *wrong* with you?
Peter Klaven: What's wrong with that?
Sydney Fife: Pedro, there is so much wrong - I don't even know where to begin... That is sick, man!
paolomiguel:
against-no-grain:
genericapathy:
“Are you not calling me back because I said I love you? Cause that’s stupid. I mean I didn’t mean it… really. And even if I did I’m going to college in three weeks… It’s not like it matters. You know what? fuck it. I meant it, I do love you. And I’m not scared to say it. I fucking love you. Ok? And if that scares you? Well then fuck you. Huh you...
“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I’ve ever...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via nicolechristinek) (via mylovenotes)
Toooooo juiced because....
I’m in size two jeans! Yaay. Next up bikini body!
37 things you should never apologize for (and...
angelaasbury:
yerawizardharry:
1. Never apologize for acting on your instincts. Listening to your body – then taking action on what you hear – is the hallmark of heroic people. 2. Never apologize for all the tears you’ve cried. Crying cleanses the soul. Shoot for once a month. Even if it’s just a brief mist at a tender moment in a sad movie. 3. Never apologize for anything in your portfolio....
Txts Frm Lst Nght
fuckyeahstephanie:
(850): Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave? (850): I ‘m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you’re making all my strong worded texts look harmless and...
CHERRYL LYN! hahahahahaha
noellealexis:
fmylife:
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, “Friday.” He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, “Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!” I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
In 2010
I’m going to surround myself with positive yet realistic people.
